Part Six: Mankato, MN home pages three part Disclaimer


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The State of Minnesota, the City of Mankato, Mankato, Minnesota Homepage, Inc. LLP., Mankato State University, Mankato Normal School, Minnesota State University, Mankato, KSP/LME Department, Mankato Historical Society, Underwater City PLC, Submarine Days! Committee, Sibley Park Hot Springs Limited Partnership, Fuhrer Putz Underbot Yard BLT, Dead Minnesota Ex-Governor Lena Svenring, Dead Ex-Congressman Ole Nordmark, Dr. Seymour Antwell, Ex-President/CEO Maureen Gustafson of the Mankato Area Chamber & Convention Bureau, the Webmaster, and the authors cannot guarantee the accuracy of the material on The Official City-Mankato.US Home Pages. This includes information related in text and subjects shown in images and graphic misrepresentations. The items and information contained herein have been extracted from multiple sources. We do not guarantee the accuracy of any of these primary sources. We have gone to no ends to review the accuracy of our sources. The Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) requires us to ask you the following question about your age: yes

All misrepresentations of persons, places, or things living or dead are purely coincidental. Most graphics were scarfed from nonparticipating Web sites without their knowledge.

Finer Print:

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This notice precedes and supersedes all previous notices.


This disclaimer may not be copied without the expressed written consent of whoever I stole it from.


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(1) I am at least 18 years of age, or not, and have or may have reached the age of majority in my country of residence.
(2) I agree that this web site has no control or responsibility over the content of web sites that are linked to, listed on or contained in any pop-up windows on this web site let alone content on its own Website..
(3) I will take due care to make sure that individuals of an inappropriate age are never exposed to content on this web site.
(4) I warrant and certify that the content on this web site does or does not offend the standards of my local community regarding children, teenage, and/or adult materials. I understand the Content are nothing but fantasy or perhaps a different reality. Does this site really exist if you are not viewing it? Does a bear %$# in the woods??? Do you really exist or is this just a dream?
(5) I will not post any content of this website on any Forum, List, Site or Newsgroup unless the voice in the table lamp tells me to do so.
(6) I will not cause any trouble to the webmaster of the City-Mankato.us site and it's affiliated sites.
(7) I declare under oath that all above statements are relatively true or not and probably not accurate.

Federal 118 U.S.C. 223357 Notice

In compliance with the Federal Labeling and Record-Keeping Law (also known as 118 U.S.C. 223357), all models located within our domain were or might be or could be or will perhaps be 18 years of age or older before, after, or during the time of photography... or perhaps not.
All models proof of age was destroyed in the vast fire by the custodian of records (AFaux Deleware Corporation. LLC, PM, PM, DDV, DVD) which all content and images may or may not be in no, partial and definitely not full compliance with any and all requirements of 181 U.S.C. 233257 and associated regulations.



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Bitte beachten Sie!

PART FOUR: Mankato, as portrayed on these pages, DOES NOT EXIST! ...or does it??? PLEASE do not come here to see these sights. (This had to be added because several individuals have come here to see some of the sights listed on these pages!)
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